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The Addicted

The Addicted is just a couple wack ass white dudes that enjoy listening to and making music. The Addicted started out as a Hard Core Punk Rock band belting out shit like "Men in Blue" about being mistreated by the police, "Legal Murder" about abortion, and "In the City" about partying all day and night. Then guitarist Rolley Microdot moved on to become a, believe this or don't, security guard at the local youth home. Robbie moved on to play bass with a few other bands and Jay sold his drum set and got drunk. The end of The Addicted was upon them and none of them seemed to care. Until Robbie began listening to alot of NWA. While out drinking with Jay one night and started freestyling. Jay noticed Robbie's rap skills and...........

The Addicted was reborn.

Ruthless Robbie

Nicknames: Ruthless Robbie Ace, Bob, Ace, Robbie Valium
Name: Robert Evans
Born: 1976
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Weapon Of Choice: A Sledge Hammer or Sawed Off 12 Gauge.
More: "I like to get drunk and stoned and fuck whores and smoke cigarettes then smoke crack and pop pills oh, and sometimes I sleep."

Dirty Jay

Nicknames: Dirty Jay, Dirty J, Jay, J, Futher Mucker, Dumb Fuck, Wood Tick Dick, etc.
Name: Jason Friend
Born: 1976
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Blue
Weapon Of Choice: Broken Beer Bottle or a Hired Hitman
More: "I think something's wrong in my head! It hurts! I enjoy walking around the mall with my schlong hanging out to see how many people notice. Not many do. I don't know why. I also enjoy speading toothpaste onto cigarettes, letting it dry then smokin' it. Saves time when I don't feel like brushing and I still get that minty fresh feeling it also gives ya a little buzz."

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